Nothing says ‘you’re getting annexed’ like a Rolex.
Billions may be dead. But there’s still time to #bunkerflex.
Even finance ministers take (bank)notes from Instagram…
If you were plunging a continent into darkness tomorrow, you’d wear a Patek.
Superlative timekeeping for the discerning mercenary war criminal cokehead
They’ve been lying to you about this your whole life…